Universal Laws of Women

Universal Laws of Women

Before delving into the tricks and techniques, let me point out some
basic laws of how women behave.

I don’t want you to just go out and dump all your knowledge onto
them. You gotta know the smart ways of making women laugh. You
gotta know how to use the least effort to produce the most laughter—
and keep it going. Don’t waste your effort by using the wrong tricks on
the wrong women.

So here are the ground rules in “dealing” with women.

Women are Emotional

They care more about how they feel than how they think. Generally,
women tend to be less logical than men. (That’s why laughter is
extremely important and why good humor works on them most of the
time.)

Have you ever seen hot babes giggling nonstop at some other men’s
jokes which aren’t funny to you at all? Did you find yourself
thinking, “Hey, that joke wasn’t funny at all…what’s wrong with her?”

See? You were using logic.

Whatever can amuse a particular woman is funny. Period. Focus on
the emotional effect on women, not logical effect.

What delivers emotion? Not words themselves, but pictures these
words create. In order to make a woman feel you need to send
mental pictures to her mind. Use very descriptive and evocative
language to make her feel amused.

Women interpret humor differently and laugh for different reasons.
And most women are easily disturbed by ideas that they are not
used to.

It’s a natural self-protection mechanism.

For example, if they laugh at sexual or ethnic jokes openly in public,
their images would suffer more than men do. That’s why a woman is
less likely to laugh at “unorthodox” jokes. So keep in mind that you
(as a man) find funny may completely fail to entertain a woman.

Even if you chose the right material, you may still fail to make her
laugh. There is still one step missing. A woman must want to be made
laugh by you in the first place—

It’s illogical. It’s counterintuitive. I know.

But have you ever stopped to give some thoughts to what women like
in general? Astrology, romance novel, window shopping, female
magazines (have you read one before?)…those should tell you
something.

Women don’t stop to think “Hey, this joke is cleverly constructed so
it’s logical to laugh at it” and then laugh. They are intrigued not only
by what’s said but also who said it and how it was said.

It happens all the time that a woman finds a man’s joke to be funny
merely because she likes him, vice versa—if she doesn’t like you
she won’t consider anything you say as funny. That means you have to
work a lot harder if you fail to build rapport with her during the initial
encounter.

Women are emotional and not logical. Play by this rule.